Lol give me a break. Where would you put the Bruins? Going 19-2-1 in their last 22 is a pretty objective way to look at the fact that they've been a top team. They've only lost one game all year by more than one goal (or two with an empty netter) for god's sake.
The Leafs are in the mix and are my 8th ranked team, which is where they are in the standings anyways. I love their offense but I think they have questions defensively.
And maybe, I dunno, break up the East and West teams yourself? It's not that hard to break up.