“We stand on guard for thee”…..unless you’re a Leaf fan

The worst thing in all this Fitzpatrick hoop-la and the entire state of Canadian hockey…not a single Leaf fan bashed Vancouver fans directly for this ridiculous push to get a nobody into the all-star game because our thoughts don’t bend immediately to bash other Canadian teams and their fans (I’m sure there’s a few but typical Leaf fans don’t). If this was Toronto trying to get Hal Gill in the all-star game Leaf fans would hear “typical Toronto, doesn’t have any decent dmen so they have to try to force someone in the all-star game because the rest of their team sucks and can’t make it in on a real vote, admit it Toronto your team sucks, you always have to be the centre of attention” and everybody would be all over the leaf fans for fooling with the voting system.

Also here is what is wrong with EVERY SINGLE LEAF BASHER OUT THERE, if Toronto doesn’t make it to the playoffs (like last year) every leaf fan I know defaults to another Canadian team BECAUSE WE’RE ALL CANCADIANS IN THE END and we want the cup in Canada if we can’t have it in Toronto (40 years – oh my gawd that’s a long time). When Toronto is in the playoffs what do the Leafs (not the leaves) get from the rest of Canada….they get laughed at when they lose and are praised to get booted from the playoffs…what great Canadians you are to want another Canadian team to lose.

So basically for whatever your reason is to not like Toronto at least we’re (Leaf fans) Canadian enough to cheer for other Canadian teams when our own team isn’t available to cheer on. I’m not here to bash others, just stating the truth and I feel it’s insanely pathetic of Canadians outside of Leaf fans to cheer for an American team to beat the Leafs, but yet it’s the Toronto fans that get all the slack because other Canadian hockey fans feel the need to attack Toronto with every opportunity they get.

But yet you say “we stand on guard for thee” when you sing the anthem….think before you sing that line next time.

21 Responses to “We stand on guard for thee”…..unless you’re a Leaf fan

  1. curtman96 says:

    Somebody call the WHAAAAMBULANCE. Who cares if they get bashed does it hurt your feelings. It will just give me more pleasure when they finally do win someday.

  2. JuicemaN says:

    oh I don't really care if they bash us, I really don't but after a while it's just like "ok if you hate the leafs so much then why do you know so much about them…perhaps if you paid as much attention to your favourite team as you did to hating the leafs then I could respect your opinion".

    My problem is that if Toronto is supposed to be the place the rest of Canada hates then why is it that we cheer for all the canadian teams in the playoffs and they don't. To me that makes Torontotonians better Canadians then those who cheer against Toronto in the playoffs.  If it's Toronto vs Edmonton in the final then by all means cheer for your favourite team between the two.

    But I really don't see the value of your intelligent saying of "call the waaaambulance". Very creative.

  3. 24_cups_and_counting says:

    Boo-hoo. Let's get this Leaf fan a tissue. I'm so sick and tired of u guys think you are bashed unfairly. I'm tired of Toronto fans thinking that the world revolves around "the big smoke". Toronto fans are pretty pompus and *****y for not having won anything in almost 1/2 a century. As for me thinking twice about the next time i sing the line "we stand on guard for thee", DX pretty much sums it up best "I've got 2 words for ya, SUCK IT!".

  4. JuicemaN says:

    your email address speaks for itself.  You put more attention into bashing the leafs than you do into paying attention to the NHL.

  5. iginla012 says:

    stop being a dork

  6. stanleyfan says:

    I think there is some truth to your comment about the Rory voting. I doubt most other Canadians would like to see a Leaf player voted in by some whim of popularity, but in case you didn't notice Rory did not get voted in. This leads me to believe that there were enough people around who agreed with you and voted for a more qualified player to attend the All Star Game. Did you vote for someone else Juiceman?

    Second, the last time the leafs were in the playoffs the local sports bar in my town posted a sign outside that they would rather only have leaf fans watch the games within. How does that make leaf fans strong supporters of other Canadian teams? Most people in Vancouver, Edmonton, Montreal, Ottawa, Calgary are still willing to cheer for (almost any) Canadian team even if the Canucks, Oilers, Sens, Habs, Flames are still in the playoffs.

    Third, I would stand on guard for opinion and the right to let you express it. I feel that your use of a quote so profound is simply belittling your argument.

  7. PaulK123 says:

     i bet your some overwieght teenagar who sits at home and wanks off to saku koivu. Who would put "DX, Suck It!" in a serious sentence, I am a wrestling fan but not as stupid as you!

  8. cristowall39 says:

    2nd worst article ive ever seen on this site. First worse was Sundin for MVP u guys r feel way to high of urselfs. just think of this juiceman when the bosox won the world series did yankee fans cheer for them???


  9. leafmeister says:

    Let me guess some jealos ***** from edmonton who is so jealous of Torontos greatness as a city(our team is pretty bad)

  10. BLUE_AND_WHITE says:

    my 2nd fav team is the hawks, the other 5 canadian teams are bottom 10

  11. mojo19 says:

    Until you (paulk123) wrote that you're a wresting fan, I never would have thought that DX was a wrestler. I wouldn't have figure that out, but I do remember when people used to say that like back in grade 9. Either way that habs fan is a fag.

  12. mojo19 says:

    Mines Leafs, then wings and flames at the top.

    Edmonton in the middle

    Vancouver, Montreal and Ottawa Rock bottom.

  13. JuicemaN says:

    To hear that there was a bar posting something like thatis unfortunate. Which would be why I added my comment of "I’m sure there’s a few but typical Leaf fans don’t" meaning that there will be some that ruin it for others.  Also if this was an extremely busy bar perhaps they were actually just trying to get a full leafs crowd for a leaf playoff game..I dunno, not cool either way but I see your point.  It still doesn't defeat the fact that EVERYTHING the leafs do and their fans get critisized with a fine toothed comb and a microscope.

    PS – I did vote, Lidstrom and Pronger.

  14. JuicemaN says:

    I dunno, did they. I did.

    not a bad article, just stating the truth about the ridiculousness that is the rest of Canadian hockey fans.

  15. JuicemaN says:

    For me it'd be the following:


    I have no problem cheering for any of the other 5 teams, why would I want Carolina to win over Edmonton, that's just crazy.

  16. Aetherial says:

    Heh, I'm the same way. My second favorite team is the Sabres… the Canadian teams are all near the bottom.

  17. Oley says:

    yeah dude i mean wrestling was cool when i was younger but iv grown up. and this DX 2 words suck it! is just stupid!  and why would anybody bring it up into a post and be serious about it. i think this kid needs 2 grow up! saying 2 words suck it, is is just pathetic. why dont u think of something intelligent to say

    and mojo19 DX is D Generation X its like a team type deal in wrestling. well it could b someone now i dunno i havnt watched WWF is forever

  18. Oley says:

    my fav canadian teams are and fav teams out all the teams

    1. Toronto(*****in best team)
    2. Edmonton
    3. Calgary
    4. Vancouver
    5. Montreal
    30. Ottawa (Ottawa sux)

    lmao anybody remember when alfie promised a stanley cup victory and leafs eliminated them. hahaha ho ha! so for those who are sens fans remember ur captian is retarded. you dont predict stuff like that!

    Ottawa will make the playoffs make it past the 1st round and then choke again

    Leafs arnt making the playoffs. they r gonna get another good draft possibly sign a good winger and next year they will make it 2 the playoffs prob not to the stanley cup but they will get closer than this and lats year!!!

  19. superman1914 says:

    Are these leaf fans for real,if my habs aren't on the playoffs i always take for a canadian team (Eccept the leafs) why?
    because already when you guys win 2 or 3 games in arrow you guys already think your going all the way, i could just imagine the day that really happens your going to think your the best Canadian team, which in reality your not so i would rather see ANY other Canadian team win the stanley cup before the leafs

    Not an US team like some might coment

    but i would be even more happy if that would be the Habs

  20. i_love_lamp says:

    I've got 2 comments for you:

    1. I mainly agree with your point about the Fitzpatrick thing.

    2. I am a big Leafs fan, but I just can't help myself on this one. The reason why fans of other Canadian teams don't cheer for the Leafs when their own team gets knocked out of the playoffs is: by the time their team is out of the playoffs, the Leafs are already on the golf course anyways.

  21. Oley says:

    i have a question! wats with the whole fitzpatrick thing? i looked at his stats hes not even that great i dont know much about him. but why is there so much hype on this player? someone plz fill me in

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