What would you do with your 24 hrs. with Lord Stanleys Cup?

I just got done reading an article on ESPN.com on how last week NHL officials actually lost the Stanley Cup in Vienna, Austria. The cup was on its way to Slovokia as part of Devils forward Jiri Bicek’s time with the cup.

See the way it works is you win the cup, each player on the team gets 24 hours with the cup. This leads to the obvious question…What would you do with the cup?

Now I’m sure many of you are aware of the stories of the Stanley Cup being taken to strip clubs, being thrown off a roof into a pool, getting “deficated” in on the Howard Stern show, and the various other rumors involved.

What would you do with it? Would you have your child christened in it as was done several years ago. Would you take it to the beach with you and water ski with it as was also done? What creative, dirty, funny or just plain disturbing things can you think of to do in your 24 hours with the most famous trophy in sports?

45 Responses to What would you do with your 24 hrs. with Lord Stanleys Cup?

  1. flyersdude123 says:

    This question isn’t too hard. If I had the Stanley Cup I’d kiss it goodbye and sell it on Ebay!

  2. nYrONLYcCASH says:


  3. Rampage_Winger says:

    1. Kill Flanders.

    2. Give it a good spit shine.

    3. Host outrageous party and eat Chex Mix out of it. Only te most A-list celebs can get in. Ben and Jen can wait outside. I’m talkin’ Don Rickles, Charo, the ghost of Bob Hope, Ray Jay Johnson, O.J. Simpson, Heidi Fleiss; only the best can eat Chex Mix from my Stanley Cup (no pun can possibly be derived from this, so don’t even try).

    4. Sell to New York’s Museum of Modern Art for everything they’ve got. I call this piece, “I’m such a tortured artist because I can’t pay $3000 a month for my loft in Soho unless I sell heroine and make art on the side.”

    5. Buy back for much less when Rangers fans come in and start snapping photos. The presence of “the normies” will ruin the appeal of their museum and thus they must be rid of “this atrocity”. Yo, I’d fleece ’em.

    6. Birth kittens in it. Obligatory, everyone does it.

    7. Wear it as a hat. Only briefly, that mother is heeeeeeeavy.

    8. Kill Flanders.

    9. Snap photos for good alibi. “But I couldn’t have been at the scene of the murder, I was with the Stanley Cup.”

    10. For the remaining time, it will be used as a fruit bowl.

    SCTP – Kill Flanders.

  4. DG says:

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  5. headpushslap says:

    1. Drive by CuJo’s house yelling “Nah Nah Nah Boo Boo”.

    2. Scratch Glen Sather’s name off. Replace it with Rumplestiltskin.

    3. Apply a warm cream of mushroom enema. (to myself, not The Cup)

  6. Gforce says:

    after i buy it off of ebay .Drink alot of Coffee like all of cuba, get some speed,So i can enjoy all of 24 hours.1st i would go to the fleet center and ask Sinden & O’Connel Do you Rember this.give them the finger give them stone cold stunners.Kick in Jacobs door kick him the ballz put him in a sharpshooter have him stare at the Cup and make him feel 31yrs of Agony in about ten minutes. As i have Ray Bourque Taking pictures of it.2.I’d carve my name into it.3.i’d try to seduce Salma hayek with it,LOOK SHINNY( Only …..**.4.I’d on an air plane strapped to me and jump out of a plane with it, and if my parachute didn’t open atleast i died with the cup….5.Bring it to my uncle,so he can see all the old timers such as Parent,Dryen,Cheevers…

    .6 Take a shoot of yukon jack out of it…7.Go Streaking with it…8 call up Jeff ogders and Pj Stock and see if they would like to come over Fill it with water and Make a gravity bong out of it. 9.take many many pictures.10 board a sub and take 20 league under the sea to the titanic.11. See if Adam Oates,SteveThomas,and Don Sweeney would like to touch it, then sell on ebay…

  7. hexter1 says:

    I would take it to Toronto to show them since it has been soooo long since they looked at it or will again!!

  8. badassmofo says:

    Well I have actually been to one of these parties with Lord Stanley’s Cup. A friend of a friend was one of the equipment manager’s for the

    Devil’s when they won their last cup. He had a party at the shore and just invited friends and let everyone take pictures and drink champagne from the cup. It was a great time and when I got up to the cup I was like in awe of it. There are actually inscriptions on the inside of the cup also. So that is what I would do is invite all the people I know that are hockey inthusiasts to come and pay their respects.

  9. 13DatsyukFan13 says:

    Not a bad idea… 10 million starting price fair?

  10. Lint07 says:

    Nevermind the cup, what the heck does SCTP means anyway?

  11. Enigma says:

    yea, good question…what does it mean, anyone?

  12. tmeyers says:

    Id hold a circle jerk…you know what happens to the last guy, dont ya?

  13. Rampage_Winger says:

    Sorry, children, that’s personal.

  14. FoShizzleMyNizzle says:


  15. starsgirl25 says:

    make a retarded movie out of it called my day with the stanley cup.

  16. RonJeremy4Life says:

    SHUT UP!

  17. RonJeremy4Life says:

    What I would do with the Stanley Cup



    Upon winning the stanley cup I would first tea bag defenstrates mom. Then upon her going, “MMM what delicious cocoa puffs” I would abruptly unleash the seventh sign of the apocolypse, i.e. massive diareaha all over Don Cherry’s stupid ties and then make Blue and Ron Mclean take turns licking the bum stains off his tie.

    After I was done with all of this I would take it by Vladimir Konstantinovs house and see if he remembers that it is a Stanley Cup or instead may possibly think that it is a water bottle for a gerbil.

    Once I was done with this I would take it by Theron Fleury’s house and place some fine Columbian Coke in the center of the bowl and proceed to do eight balls out of it with one legged hookers.

    Finally I would get a 2 X 4, Anna Nicole Smith, Bridget the Midget, Peter North, four small hamsters, the taco bell dog, Kobe Bryant, a ball pean hammer, and a white girl colorado and proceed to have the world’s most screwed orgy.


  18. RonJeremy4Life says:


  19. RonJeremy4Life says:

    When’s the party!

  20. calflyers says:

    jackie the jokeman (from Howard Stern) actually did it!

  21. calflyers says:

    i would hit Leaf_Expert over the head with it

  22. Rampage_Winger says:

    You do realize D-Strate’s mom is at least in her 60’s? Okay. Keep your granny fantasies locked up.

  23. titans says:

    Best idea I’ve heard yet.

  24. starsgirl25 says:

    why didn’t i think of that? i think you speak for all of us.

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  26. flyersdude123 says:

    SOLD! Woohooo, I’m a millionaire! Oh wait, I don’t have the Cup, dammit!

  27. OldNord says:

    That was crude by moment but hilarous all the same!

  28. Leaf_Expert says:

    Actually that doesn’t work so well…

    See when that last happened, your dad forgot to wrap up….

    Sorry, just saw that one out there and had to use it,LOL… Plus come on!, you and “Tights” always get to get away with the goofer comments. Why can’t the rest get to once in a while….

  29. WingsFan19 says:




  30. Rico71 says:

    *empty sounds resonates*

  31. balls223 says:

    First things first, D-Strates mom is hot. She also loves the cock. All in all I can see how the mighty teabags should come out and play. At the same time, I do believe you should pull out the 12 inches of dangling death and cornhole her until she explodes, or D-Strate writes a good article, whichever comes first.

  32. balls223 says:

    I would put on a pair of Waffle Stompers and the cup and I would get to work.

    I would have an inscription put across the top that says “Ron Jeremy IS the lord of all men.”

    I would climb to the top of the statue of liberty while only wearing a cape and holding a Turkish flag in one arm, with the cup strapped to my front I would plunge to my death while singing “Jesus loves the little children.

    I would buy a tube of KY, locate Saddam and force it up his rectum.

    Finally, I would take it to a womens health center and wait until a mother gave birth, and upon birthing I would promptly fill the cup with afterbirth, use it to cleanse my body and then make a stew of the remaining fluids.

    I am not sick, it is a way of life…

  33. FoShizzleMyNizzle says:

    are u serious. thats fuckin halarious!!!

  34. defenestrate says:

    Let’s hold a contest! Then, as soon as someone comes up with the right answer, we’ll change the name….

    SCTP – “Isn’t She Pretty In Pink”.

  35. defenestrate says:

    Seeing as how I’m 42, and my mom is dead, this speaks volumes about two of you.

    I am a patient man, but revenge is a dish best eaten cold.

    You have been warned.

  36. balls223 says:

    Seeing as how I am 25, your idle threats mean nothing to me. Please do not write an article about me. Oh no, oh dear no.

    I am a patient dish best eaten cold.

    You have been warned.

    I bet the teabags were tasty.

    Rack em, BONG!!

  37. defenestrate says:

    Why would I write an article about you? Titans is the “trivia buff”…..

  38. defenestrate says:

    We have a winner….I’m not even going to try to top that. I do have the “Chex mix” pun, though, since any mix coming out of your cup has to be of the “cheesy” variety…

    SCTP – “Do you walk to school, or carry your lunch?”

  39. defenestrate says:

    Can we do it in Ethiopian?

  40. calflyers says:

    it was back in 94 when Messier visited the show

    (after the NYR won)

  41. Crotale_Masque says:

    I would take her to Tim Horton’s because they make fresh cofee every 15 minutes!

  42. DG says:

    You know Ethiopian?


  43. DG says:

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  44. defenestrate says:

    I’m a 16 year-old Ethiopian girl, remember? Or I might be an FBI agent.

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