Jose Theodore in trouble!

Jose Theodore failed an antidoping test.

The Habs will have a press conference at 18h for this purpose.

“José Théodore a échoué un test antidopage. Jeudi 09 février 2006 – (RDS et PC) – Le gardien du Canadien, José Théodore, a échoué un test antidopage. La formation montréalaise a convoqué la presse à 18h à cet effet. “


124 Responses to Jose Theodore in trouble!

  1. habs_punk says:

    Way to go, telling someone they have a crappy hero. Does that make you feel good inside? Seriously.

  2. gg_idiot says:

    From a fan of the Habs; not saying much. The real joke on this site is Theodore, keep up the good work in the net there buddy.

  3. gg_idiot says:

    First rule of being a Habs fan: throw out all known definitions of ignornance.

  4. gg_idiot says:

    How can you get a penalty for illegal equipment while you’re warming the bench?

  5. gg_idiot says:

    He should be more worried if he’s going to have a job in this league much longer.

  6. gg_idiot says:

    Um, the steroids is just a funny afterthought to the horrible carreer ending performance Theodore has been putting on for us all year. The steroids didn’t finish him, they were just an encore.

  7. gg_idiot says:

    Vodka isn’t pure enough for ol’ Eddy. He’s got moonshine.

  8. gg_idiot says:

    Sundin strikes me as a hair plug type of guy

  9. gg_idiot says:

    Is it the same stuff Lalime and Conklin are on?

  10. gg_idiot says:

    Of course the team doctor says that. Do you think he’s getting paid money to tell the press “Yes our whole team is cracked out and drunk.” Thats a source we would call biased.

  11. gg_idiot says:

    Well, Theodore is a crappy hero.

  12. gg_idiot says:

    Now all he needs is something to prevent being put on waivers and going to the AHL.

  13. BuhNwa says:

    No wonder your nick ends with IDIOT…

    If only you could start by spelling I-G-N-O-R-A-N-C-E properly, people MIGHT put a tidbit of serious in your stupid comments… .

    Habfanforever’s comment is the most accurate and complete of this whole mess… . So why don’t you shut up and let people with intelligent things to say use this forum?

  14. Air33 says:

    Steroids? Are you making your own story now?

  15. Marky2Fresh says:

    Ya it makes me feel like a big man.

  16. Marky2Fresh says:

    Moonshine is for rookies, Eddie chugs rubbing alcohol baby.

  17. Marky2Fresh says:

    Funny you should mention that. After the game the other day when Sundin was being interviewed I thought to myself “Didn’t he used to have hair?”. I just noticed he was bald.

  18. simplyhabby says:

    I think its safe to say that the hair restoration drug is not masking a perfromance enhancing drug as Theo and the Habs have been sucking exaust fumes of the Top 8 eastern conference teams.

    Now if pretty boy Theo would stop worrying about his looks and return his focus back to the game he ONCE dominated…..the habs can still salvage a decent playoff run. Fortunately, Huet has been playing above expectation.

    This announcment regarding the positve testing is about as lame as Pot smoking gold medal snowboarder Rob Rebilati(sp?) being questioned about the perfromance reducing drug of pot and Silken Lauman being removed from the World championships due to a postive test for cough medicine.

    Rules are rules and they are in place for a reason but it is plain to see, Theo is not benefiting from this at all and no further action should be taken by the IOC and international sport governing bodies.

  19. Aetherial says:

    This is a non-story. Given the nature of what he took, there is no need to really even go beyond discussing this. I am sure it is a little embarassing for him, nothing more.

  20. thatleafsguy says:

    Propechia is a masking agent after all! And I might be seeing things but since jose has been in the league i havent seen any hair loss issues with her…..are you sure his name isn’t jose chouinard, the figure skater?

  21. thatleafsguy says:

    because hes not hiding performance enhancer abuse like some one else is….how else do u explain theo’s meteoric fall from nhl grace this year?

  22. robinson19 says:

    Why are there so many sensationalist idiots among hockey fans? Soccer, basketball I could understand, but hockey?

  23. EmptyNetter says:

    Don’t try to sweep this one under the rug. Now Theodore has an unfair advantage over Hannu Toivonnen and John Grahame in the hair flip competitions.

  24. EmptyNetter says:

    Damn, that was funny!

  25. EmptyNetter says:

    Bill Daly should recuse himself from this case due to his apparent sympathies toward the follically challenged.

    j/k 🙂

  26. gohabs73 says:

    hahaha! good one dude! 🙂

  27. my_sphincter says:

    Do you see him with muscles or any bulk whatsoveer either. The guy was taking the drug to PREVENT going bald and it worked.

  28. my_sphincter says:

    It seems to me that too many people are criticizing Jose for trying to avoid losing his hair. This is the most juvenile thing I have ever seen!

    Have you ever used acne medication? What about braces or products like Mederma (to decrease the appearance of scars)? How about hair coloring?

    Should these people be made fun of for trying to make themselves look better?

    And if we are going to make fun of them, or call them vain, what about some other questions…

    Do you brush your hair when you go out of the house? Have you ever worn brand name clothes? What about colognes? Do you shave and get your hair cut?

    Where does it all end???

    As for the comment about Jose being more worried about his hair… What does him taking that medication have to do with him stopping pucks? Yeah, he’s been pretty bad this year, but it’s not because he’s too busy primping and fixing his Jerry Curl, his confidence is shot!

    The fans and media in Montreal are the reason why it is so hard for any player, especially a goaltender, to play for the Habs. Instead of cheering their players and trying to restore their confidence (like most other hockey fans would do for their team), Hab fans boo the players when they are down. Kicking a person while he is down will never help anything!

  29. my_sphincter says:

    Now if pretty boy Theo would stop worrying about his looks and return his focus back to the game he ONCE dominated…..the habs can still salvage a decent playoff run

    Jose isn’t worrying about his looks, everyone else is. From your statement, is sounds as though you think that Jose’s problems stem from his use of propecia. Alot of people here are making similar statements and this, of course, is ludicrous.

    What Jose needs most is encouragement and it is clear he will not get that as long as he plays in Montreal.

  30. simplyhabby says:

    If you wish to put that kind of spin on my comment, then that is your opinion.

    The actual interpretation was in essence to his horrible season following his Hart winning year. To his own admission, he partied all summer and that was his failing.

    Jose’s problems do not stem from the use of propecia, they stem from his lack of focus and I am sure his vanity is a contributing factor. Not the only one but a factor none the less.

    He is a very popular pretty boy in PQ and he loves every minute of it. It is easy to get caught up in it and lose your focus hence my statement.

  31. Neely4Life says:

    lol, are u kidding. Theo has had a rough season, and hes done nothing wrong, ur a clown.

  32. gg_idiot says:

    I know you’re not saying a Montreal fan has anything intelligent to say.

  33. gg_idiot says:

    Either that or he took them so he could have an excuse for how come he’s so goddamn shitty.

  34. gg_idiot says:

    How do you cheer for such a bum? I admit, Montreal isn’t much better, but he’s so low he’s not even good enough for Montreal. Send him to the Blues!

  35. gg_idiot says:

    Rubbing alcohol and shoe polish!

  36. gg_idiot says:

    Theodore did do one thing wrong. Didn’t retire after his ONE GOOD SEASON. Leave well you are on top is what I say, so people don’t remember you as some balding bum.

  37. gg_idiot says:

    Did you ask Theodore if he’s been taking it for 8 or 9 years? I asked him if he was taking it to mask some performance enhancing drugs, he said yes.

  38. gg_idiot says:

    Exactly, a masking agent masks the steroid, dink wad.

  39. gg_idiot says:

    Theodore is a fatty, fat fat fat fat fatty. Plus he sucks.

  40. NinjasOnly says:

    That is what we call a miracle or a retarded GM. OH wait…He has that!

  41. NinjasOnly says:


    The only joke on this site is people who think that there teams are the be all end all and that Theodore is worth those guys. Especially if you are going to retaliate like that to a reasonable comment. If you think that is a liable trade you definately are the most retered hockey fan I have ever crossed paths with. That would be the stupidest trade in hockey history and the only idiot who would make such a trade is the same idiot that signed this goalie to a long term deal.

  42. gg_idiot says:

    What I want to know is if Montreal fans think Theodore is worth like the Ottawa Senators and the Dallas Stars then how come they want to trade him?

  43. NinjasOnly says:

    Woah woah woah….I fwe are going to cut down people because of spelling now let’s bring up the phrase “Put a tidbit of serious….”. I’m pretty sure that if you have issues with spelling on this site you might as well just leave now….Or at least learn proper english and then try again.

  44. gg_idiot says:

    OH NO


    If you hurry up and trade Theodore now he might still be worth an extra value meal at McDonalds. Hurry!

  45. gg_idiot says:

    Almost as big as Theodore is going to get from all these steroids?! olol

  46. gg_idiot says:

    Do you think that Theodore would be a better burger flipper than a goalie? I do. I mean, its obvious where his true skills lie.

  47. NinjasOnly says:

    No man, Gold medal Meal. It’s the closest he is going to get. If Lund just got banned from International sprots for using the exact same stuff, Theodore will be too.

  48. gg_idiot says:

    Like Theodore is even good enough to get on Team Canada. We don’t have to worry about him gaying up our locker room with this ridiculous amount of hair.

  49. gg_idiot says:

    Question: Who has nicer hair Tom Cruise or Jose Theodore?

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