Miscellaneous Signings

Here are some random signings from around the league………..
Colorado signs Tomas Slovak, Bates Battaglia, and Karlis Skrastins. Looks like COL is getting ready for a serious cup run. Now where did they put that franchise goalie at….hmmmm. Who am I kidding, they are going to average about 6 goals per game. They could put Titans in net and still whoooop some Detroit butt.

Flames sign Stephane Yelle….and there was much rejoicing…..yeahhhhhhh. Rumor has it that all 9 Flames season ticket holders were at the press announcement.

Lightning sign Roy……Andre Roy not Patrick…..all together now Bolt fans…..awwwwwwww…and on top of that you are gonna lose Prospal.

Bruins sign Grosek and Girard…all together now….whew….good thing or the cup was lost. Now if the Bruins can find a good goalie they might be ready for something. After all they got Thunder Dan McGillis……I miss him in Philly….why couldn’t we ship Therien off instead of Gillis.

Sens sign Martin Prusek to a one year deal. This gives the Sens a young quality back up for Lalime.

Just because his name is Martin doesn’t mean he’s gonna be good.

LA Kings sign their 2002 first round pick Denis Grebeshkov. What kind of name is that….A franco-russian…??? Just doesn’t go together.

SCTP – Perhaps if we build a large wooden badger???


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