THE HOTTEST CHICK ON EARTH!!
*WARNING THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HOCKEY!! IT’S SEXIST, TASTELESS AND TOTALLY POLITICALLY INCORRECT*
I’ve gotten quite the sour taste in my mouth lately with all the political corectness going on around here. So I decided, this being the off-season and all I’d change the subject completely for once. Instead of discussing Andrew Cassels, Theo Fleury and Tie Domi, lets talk about… GIRLS!!
Thats right GIRLS!!! CHICKS, BABES, FLY HONEYS!! Lets talk about who’s the hottest chick on earth!!
We have actually touched on this subject in other articles, talking about Anna Kournakova, Pam Anderson and the like. What would your top ten hottest chicks list look like?
Here’s mine…
10. Halle Berry (swordfish nude scene)
9. Carmen Electra (Whata dirty, dirty girl)
8. Pam Anderson (drops from two cause’ of the whole Hepititas thing)
7. Liz Hurley (Oh how I love English accents on chicks)
6. Charlize Theron (Good God!)
5.Angelina Jolie (Nutty chicks rule)
4. Ashley Judd (Don’t know why, but I dig her)
3. Gillian Anderson (thats for my man big booty)
2. Jessica Alba (oh those lips)
1. Anna Kournakova (perfect woman, hot, rich, and dumb as a rock)
So there you have it. I know this has nothing to do with hockey, but for this once, lets all just relax and have some fun.
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Thats more like it!
I certainly hope it is! 😉
Oh it’s only gonna get worse when everyone wakes up tomorrow and logs on.
ive got an issue with the hepatitis thing. it is nearly impossible to get hepatitis even without protection. i know a family that has been married for 21 years and the male got hepatitis from a blood transfusion before they met. they have had kids and neither of their kids has it and to this day the wife doesnt have it. just some fyi.
This from a guy called sexwax?
Candace Cameron Bure
Janet Jones Gretzky
Anna Kournikova Federov? Eglesias? i dont know
only you would talk about throwing a hump into some girl’s nose that you’ve never seen. lol.
Anna Kournikova Fedorov? Bure? Fedorov? ManillaKilla? Eglesias?…
Finally an intelligent post, top 3 are
3. Elizabeth Shue ( anyone ever see adventures in babysitting?)
2. Jessica Alba ( damn girl! )
1. Angelina Jolie ( hottest girl on the planet, gotta love the attitude baby! )
What about SHAKIRA for god’s sakes.
She is about everything you’d ever need.
I’d give a freakin’ entire year salary to have her make her belly dancin’ in my face!!
alright, enough dreaming.
Elizabth Hurly (i love that accent)
Britney Spears
and whoever Hugh Hefner is seeing at the moment. He is an idol to us all.
She’s got her own show on the Style network. It’s all about comfort cooking, and she’s damn good at it. Any woman who purrs “I simply adore duck fat” with a nice Brit accent while up to her elbows in meatball mix is a goddess in my book. Oh, and she’s got a tremendous pair of ta-ta’s
Funny. My girlfriend always watched the show but I never paid any attention, now she doesn’t want me to watch it.
Everybody here disappoints me. You’re missing my number one hottie here.
5. Jennifer Lopez
4. Natalie Portman
3. Britney Spears
2. Anna Kournikova
1. Rebecca Romjin-Stamos. (You know, X-Men, Rollerball, awoo!)
I know why you dig Ashley Judd Titans, cuz she looks great in a hockey jersey. I saw a picture of her in just a University of Kentucky jersey. Hot!
Alright, time to have some fun, lets see, a top ten list,
10) Jennifer Aniston
9) Kathryn Zeta Jones(Butt scene in Entrapment)
8) Diane Lane
7) Shakira (Just the right height)
6) Sarah Jessica Parker
5) Liz Hurley
4) Jenifer Lopez
3) Jenifer Love Hewett
2) Ashly Judd
1) Salma Hayek
There you go, fire your shots away
Ive got the poster!!
Sarah Jessica Parker?? Yea given a few sticks of dynamite stuck up that cavernos nose of hers!
But the rest of the list is respectable!
How did I know? I thought we should at least relate this to hockey in some way.
hehehehe
All are good – we have the cheerleader types, the dirty girls, and everything in between. But what about the milfy types? I don’t know her name – she has black hair, mid-forties, did the Sprint commercial, I think she was on some show I never saw called Sisters? She gives me that whole wanta do your buddies’ mother thing!
About time something interesting, some excellent choices i must say..lemme put my 2 cents in before my girlfriend see’s me..lol
10. Leann Tweeden
9. Jessica Beal
8. J. Lo
7. Anna K.
6. Lyv Tyler (now she got lips)
5. Charlize Theron
4. Halle Berre
3. Jennifer Love Hewwitt
2. Angeliba Jolie(bet she could suck a…oh nevermind not gonna say it)
1 Brooke Burke is the goddess and hottest woman on the planet!!!!!
The mom from everybody loves raymond. Rays wife not his mom
How old are you guys, if I said that I’d be breaking the Law!!!!
Hey what about the person who started all of this?? Stiflers mom!!!!
Hey, if you can get my the Hep with Pam, a nose should keep you away!!!, Come one, you’d Still bone Sarah!!!
I didn’t see anyone mention Eliza Dushku. What a P.O.A.!!! As Faith on Buffy and in Bring It On. Come on!
1) Rosy O’Donnell
2) Ellen Degeneris
3) Martina Navaratilova
4) Whoopi Goldberg
5) Kathy Bates
6) Barbara Striesand
got to agree with you on Anna
1. Heidi Klum…..perfecto
and what about liv tyler? she’s not bad
also anybody know of the one tennis player who’s f*cking hot as hell except the difference between her and kournakova is that she can actually play tennis? she is wicked
you would but not me old timer
Are you a woman, or just like the Lesbian thing???
Its OK child, things only get better with age…
OK, now that we have looked outside the relm of hockey, lets bring it back into the Relm of hockey,
Which player or players have the hotest girlfriend/wife?
Iginla and Theodore had some nice babes with them at the awards show, and Mrs. Gretzky, wow you still do it for me!!!!
So who do you guys think?? I can’t wait to see Titans responce, I can almost guess
Daigles ex-girlfriend Pam Anderson!!!!!
Arent we all tired of the young pretty, healthy stereotypes… I say Anna Nichole… Yes she is a foul hosebeast (I mean that as a PC medical term.) But with 300 million dollars she could buy you a hockey team of your own… is that not worth your pride? (and perhaps a snorkle.)
Jessica Biel. Oh god. I forgot all about her. She looked stunning in Summer Catch.
IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:
Shakira
Anna Kournikova
Denise Richards
Laetitia Casta
Elizabeth Hurley
Carmen Electra
Pamela Lee
Liv Tyler
HOT GREEK FEMALE SINGERS:
Peggy Zina
Despina Vandi
Sabrina
MY ALL-TIME FAVORITES:
1) My ex-girlfriend
2) My girlfriend now
Interesting point, but note that all the chicks were mentioning have tons o cash too!
I work with Justin Williams ex-girlfriend! She’s at the top of my list right now!! Oogah!!
Damn skippy!
FFFFF (FreedomFightingForFutureFairness)
What the hell is that Ying Yan………..FFFFFFFFF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey YingYan I just got off of the phone with the dead horse…..he said to tell you to stop beating him. Now quit your whining little 3 year old girl bullshit and talk some hockey, or chicks……enough about the other crap. If you keep bringing it up then you are going to keep getting hammered.
I’m Italian….do you see me getting my balls twisted everytime a guido joke is made……be a man, suck it up and move on.
PS any relation to Yan Can Cook?
Are you kidding I’d have her howling like a banshee swingin from the chandaleer!
I have to admit MYR88 – your ex girlfriend and your current girl are numbers 4 and 5 on my list too
I have to admit NYR88 – your ex girlfriend and your current girl are numbers 4 and 5 on my list too